Money doesn't make you rich .... :P
My dear Lol kumar exemplifies the veracity of this statement ... And the incident wiht him today, made me think that we Indians aren't poor but we think like a destitute bunch ..
As for the incident Lol kumar would rather make a hard earning man bear d grunt for his faulty speculations than bear it himself ..
,,Anyways it goes like this ,,, I had to xerox certain notes for the end semester examination which I did ,, i was supposed to pay 37 bucks but with a welcome stroke of luck,the shop owner had no change for a 100 bucks ,,,
Here entered the protagonist ,,,
"Bhaiya ek maxwriter do'' said d affluent miser .. :P
He got a maxwriter worth 10 bucks .. He paid with a 50 rupees note ,, now d shop owner did sm calculations and since he couldn't give me bak my 63 bucks ,, returned me ma 100 rupee bill and deducted ma notes' cost from Lol kumars cash returning him just 3 bucks ,,, Fun began :D :P
I recollected that he owed me a 100 bucks for his dilemma about "dilemma" which since its inception a month or so back, was still haunting him ,,
poor soul ,,\m/
He was begging me to pay for his cold coffee which i would've had d coffeeshop guy not exclaimed "Bhaiya cold coffee nahi hai..."
I contemplated and what occured to me was frivolous .. why not be vindictive ? why not run away with a free photocopy ? though even in that case he'd be owing me 63 bucks but smthing is oways better than nuthing when it comes to misers :P :P
I was wrong to assume that d stingy guy would give up his 37 bucks .. so what happened ? d emaciated moneygrubber started ransacking d poor man's shop ,, i anyhow saved d day for him by physically overpowering lol kumar and forcing him to return d bundle of A4 and the stapler he had put his hands on ..
finally I got d chance to flee the scene ,, which i indubitably did :P ,,, guess what !! i got a call from the man ,, "bhaiya L*** pen le kar bhaag gaya" It made me wonder ,, whats gonna happen to SHELL if they delay lol kumar's remuneration by even a day ,,,
On the main scene ,,,,ultimately after minutes of struggle ,,lol kumar realized d owner was getting irked n so he gave up ,, returned d pen ,,, and wait for it ,, made a pseudo-ransom call ,, now m scared and i ve closed all doors n windows to save myself from being mugged ,, :P :P
I commiserate with the SHELL fraternity ,,,, Hope the Royal SHELL still remains ROYAL after this man walks into its office :P
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